Funny little kid thoughts
4/12/2010 Edit This 0 Comments »
Willow: "There's no bumblebees flying today, they must be sick and are at the bee doctor in the tree. Oh wait there's a bumblebee, he's not sick." And here's me at the ready with the electric tennis racket...that bee won't be sick when I'm done with him, he'll be dead!
On the way home from school, we were following Willow's friend, Savannah, but then their car turned into a parking lot near the liquor store. Willow asked where they went & when I said they had turned right, she looked and said "oh, her Mom must need to get some beer."
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It's been a few months since the last post but in tune with the subject, I had to add a few quotes from today. Out of the mouth of Willow, whom just started Kindergarten 3 days ago:
We set up our third coffeepot in two weeks as we have had some mysterious issues where the last two quit working. Brian showed me the new one he just set up & told me it was all set for coffee in the morning. Willow says: "Don't you think it is just perfect?" Brian says "Nothing is perfect." Willow says: "I am." Haha, what an ego she has, but now that she's in school, she'll learn the truth soon enough.
While eating a dinner she didn't particularly care for, Willow says she has to go to the bathroom, which was not more than 10 minutes after she already went. I told her she must sit and eat her dinner. She stares at the food for a bit then says: "I'm think I'm going to pee myself." I let her go.
On the way home from school, we were following Willow's friend, Savannah, but then their car turned into a parking lot near the liquor store. Willow asked where they went & when I said they had turned right, she looked and said "oh, her Mom must need to get some beer."
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It's been a few months since the last post but in tune with the subject, I had to add a few quotes from today. Out of the mouth of Willow, whom just started Kindergarten 3 days ago:
We set up our third coffeepot in two weeks as we have had some mysterious issues where the last two quit working. Brian showed me the new one he just set up & told me it was all set for coffee in the morning. Willow says: "Don't you think it is just perfect?" Brian says "Nothing is perfect." Willow says: "I am." Haha, what an ego she has, but now that she's in school, she'll learn the truth soon enough.
While eating a dinner she didn't particularly care for, Willow says she has to go to the bathroom, which was not more than 10 minutes after she already went. I told her she must sit and eat her dinner. She stares at the food for a bit then says: "I'm think I'm going to pee myself." I let her go.
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